One of the beautiful things about a July beach vacation is the ability to rise late each morning and watch Le Tour live, cup of coffee in hand, while ignoring the family's pleas to get my butt off the sofa and get down to the ocean where I can get sunburned and stung by jellyfish.
This was my first year ever with cable tee-vee, so I had unprecedented personal access to what promised to be the greatest drug-free show on earth. And having sacrificed beach and bike (yeah, that thing sitting in the corner, unridden) time in order to see the Tour in excruciating detail, I feel the need to offer my own wrap-up.
First, in the category of biggest surprise of the Tour de France, the Chipotle burrito carnitas. Vandevelde's camera time, as he held his own in the Alps, brought my exposure to the Chipotle logo to some sort of critical mass, whereby I was driven into our local outlet which -- just coincidence? -- is adjacent to two bike shops. And the burritos are pretty darned good.
Biggest disappointment? I bet you're thinking Cunego in a landslide, but since I never gave him a chance to crack the top 10 in GC, his utterly forgettable performance was well within my expectations. Instead, I'm handing this one to Valverde, who never rose to the level that would justify the serious man-crush Phil and Paul have for him. Yeah, he won a stage, but when it really counted he faded badly.
The most dramatic moment was cyclist/alpinist John-Lee Augustyn's stage 16 header off an Alp, and subsequent epic climb back to the road, aided by an alert/insane fan. Dude finished in the top 25 overall? Good for him, because last I saw him he was standing on the side of the road, sans bike, looking like he was waiting for a bus to come by.
Biggest supporter of recreational doping? That would be Gert Steegmans, who got a break from leading out party boy/Tour pariah Tom Boonen, and won today's final stage in Paris.
Watching a time trial is, for me, like listening to a bowling tournament on the radio, so I'm a bit perplexed that I thought the stage 20 TT was the best day of the race. But watching the last hour while slowly realizing that Evans and Sastre weren't going to follow the script created some drama. Never mind that Schumaker proved that the stage win (and not just the GC implications) wasn't a foregone conclusion.